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New Episode! Our Parts Get SEIZED in Customs! Plus a beach bikini photoshoot!- Ep.168

Here we go!

Our parts arrive from the United States but Grenada's customs won't release them. You'll come along as I jump through the hoops needed to get the situation sorted out...Plus tell you how much it cost us! Then we're off for a beac...

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New Episode! Our 3000 Mile Parts Run! Ep. 168

Good evening! 

Here's the latest episode for your enjoyment! 

We're all jacked up! Jeremiah gets injured before we shove off for a 3000 mile parts run where we find that most of the parts didn't arrive!! Then we're back to Ca...

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The real cost of boat maintenance.

Recently, we got a great question from one of our patrons. Once we finished answering it we realized that a bunch more of you might be interested too, so we wanted to create a whole post around it. We often get questions about the cost of maintain...

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New Episode! We're Doing HASH in the Islands! Ep.167

Hello Patrons!

Here's the latest in our journey! We're off to find a beach bonfire, we end up enjoying a wonderful moment on a tropical island. Then we'll take you on a Grenada Hash! Come exercise in the jungle with us!

This episode do...

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Patron Giveaway!

Do you have a boat? Are you planning buying a boat? We've recently installed a new stereo but our old one still works great!

Would you like it? 

It's a Fusion MS-IP700i, it comes with all the wires you need to connect it as well a...

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LGS Server Coupon Code for February

Good afternoon!

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for February. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system Patreon is using is hiding people when I send out bulk messages...Such a...

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New Episode! It's COLD!...& The 7 Sisters Ep: 166

We're on the hunt! Come see what we find! We also take you for a hike into the tropical jungle ending with something amazing! Plus we go real-time and show you all the things we've been doing on Calypso behind the scenes!

The real-time segme...

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New Episode! The Marines Have Landed...Fireball! Plus: Brittany's Sex Toy Review

Good evening friends!

Welcome to the weekend!! Let's get right into the latest episode in our series! 

We're out for a night on the town! We meet up with some wild cruisers and go a little hard on the Fireball before I try to sedu...

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Happy New Year to all of our Patrons! Part 2

Last week we talked all about the repairs we hope to have done to Calypso before setting sail in a month or two. Next up are the repairs that we need to have done professionally. I’ll go ahead and jump right in!

  1. Get the AC serviced.<...

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LGS Server Coupon for January

Good afternoon! 

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for January. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system is using is hiding people when I send out bulk messages...Such as t...

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New Episode! When 2 Batteries Cost Us $7000 - Ep. 164

Let's get the New Year started with the latest in our series...We come home to a dead house battery bank, we're forced to replace it but have to choose between the old style or upgrade to new Lithium Ion batteries...See what we went with!  View Post

Happy New Year to all of our Patrons! Part 1

Our New Year’s goal is to get Calypso ready for a fun-filled cruising season! Before we cruise away from the US, we want to get a bunch of repairs completed. I don’t know if you saw our instagram post with the LONG “to-do” list, but either...

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Happy New Year to you!

We wish you a very Happy New Year and hope that you have an amazing evening celebrating! We're out west, we've been visiting with Captain John for the holiday! 

Today we went out to see his airplane which was so cool and tonight we're r...

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Merry Christmas!

From our family to yours, we wish you a very Merry Christmas! We’re so happy that you’re a part of our journey and are excited to ring in the new year with you!

Love,

Jeremiah, Brittany and Rhys

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Calendar Giveaway!

We have 5 Lazy Gecko Sailing Bikini Calendars left in stock that we'd like to give away for free to Patrons that live within the United States (sorry, shipping has to be reasonable). 

The only thing is that it will be a 2020 edition but...

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New Episode! Jumping Off a 60 Foot Cliff! VLOG 163

We're getting settled into Grenada. Some boat projects get started and we go off into the tropical jungle to search for a waterfall! We get a treat from from some local men before we take the plunge! 

There are two versions of this epis...

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Behind the Scenes -- Cameras

Since filming for the past 5+ years, we have used a few different pieces of equipment and we feel very confident in our choices that we are using today! Most recently, we have been using a Canon 5D Mark IV camera. While it’s almost perfect, life...

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New Episode Alert! Sharing is Caring...And Brittany's Micro Bikini Haul!

We've landed in Grenada and we're all set to explore the town! We get together with some wild friends and head to a local spot for some....Iguana and Rabbit? Come see what craziness takes place when we take a shot of something found under the tabl...

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New Episode! We Sail Over an Active Volcano! EP 161

Want to see what it's like to sail over a Caribbean under water volcano?! Come along as we take you over Kick 'Em Jenny! We'll sail along the lower Caribbean islands on our way to Grenada where we pull into our marina...Only to get some bad news.<...

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, friends. We are curious about your turkey day plans and wanted to share what we are doing!

The original plan was to be in Florida for Thanksgiving, but all of the late storms have kept us from getting there in time. When ...

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New Episode! Customs and Beer...We find a surprise! VLOG 160

We go for a morning dip on a nearby reef system before heading up to the beach tiki bar! We'll also go for a flight through a Caribbean anchorage before we find a surprise! What do a 4x4, beer and customs have in common? Come see! 

Just...

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New Episode! Searching for an Island Treat! VLOG 159

Can you believe we're on episode 159?! That's amazing and completely thanks to you! You're the reason we''re able to continue making videos, we hope that you're enjoying them! 

On this episode we're at Union Island in the Grenadines! Do...

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New Episode! Take a Deep Breath & Fall In! VLOG 158

Take a deep breath and fall in baby! We go diving in a remote location that's accessible only by dinghy, sometimes that gets your nerves up! Enjoy as we take you diving with huge rays and other marine life before I jump in the shower and we head t...

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The Calypso Cam is Live!!

Our camera is LIVE right now baby! Please keep in mind that this doesn't work on iOS devices due to Apple not using Flash which is a bummer...

To access, just follow the instructions below:

Visit the link, then enter the password when ...

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The Calypso Cam is LIVE!

Our camera is LIVE right now baby! Please keep in mind that this doesn't work on iOS devices due to Apple not using Flash which is a bummer...

To access, just follow the instructions below:

Visit the link, then enter the password when ...

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Early Release! Our Own Little Island for the Day! VLOG 157

We're in The Grenadines! Let's sail over to Tabago Cay where we find an active reef system. Sharks, fish and lots of sea turtles!

We hope that you enjoy this episode and all the amazing wildlife that's in it! The naked yoga version can be fo...

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Our Live Camera!

We're in a marina so our camera is LIVE right now baby! 

To access, just follow the instructions below:

Visit the link, then enter the password when prompted.

Link:

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New Episode! We Brought the Shotski's! VLOG 156

We're in lovely Bequia! Come explore this adorable little town with us. We learn some bad news from a buddy boat, we do our part to help! I seduce Jeremiah in Wolf of Wall Street fashion (Server or Vimeo only), then we're off for some more diving ...

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Insurance Disaster Averted

We got an email from our insurance company, Yacht Insuror, that they would no longer be able to cover us because they had to declare bankruptcy. We had 30 days to find new insurance or pause our sailing until we found a new company. After 30 days,...

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Early Release! I hope you're good with your Dinghy & Meet Tara!

Just in time for your weekend! A brand new episode for you to enjoy! 

You asked to meet her and here you go! We go real-time and introduce the newest Lazy Gecko, Tara, we all have some adult fun as you get to know her! She's onboard as ...

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