Napoleon Blownapart

LINEAL 3 INAUGURAL POST!

Well here we are: Lineal 3 is finally, properly underway. Were picking up exactly where we left off, with Cro Cop launching Knees at Fujitas head as if its continued existence was an affront to him. Iit's like I never left!

I've gotten about...

Would you buy a book called "An Encyclopedia of Professional Fisting"?

Over the last year or so, I've had an idea kicking around in my head about possibly writing an MMA based book. I didn't really have a definitive idea of what said book would incorporate, but recently it's become a bit more of a solid...

Deathclutch winner and other stuff

First off, congrats to ArdorsAndArbors for your winning Brock competition entry! It was a close run thing but your Nabokov inspired ode to Lesnar stole my heart. DM me your address and I'll send you an autographed copy of Dea...

Post Lesnar debrief!

Good evening one and all from myself, Biscuit, and Josie! I hope you're all doing well this clammy August evening. As is tradition, its time for my post video release breakdown, (both mental and statistical).

So first off, thank you to all o...

Good evening, have a teaser for Lineal Part 3

I've been keeping busy when I really should be taking a break, but I had an idea for an intro for Lineal Part 3 and I couldn't not start working on it. After the epic conclusion to lineal 2, I had to make the opening for 3 as intense as humanly po...

SINGLE WHITE JACKED BOY - THE BROCK LESNAR STORY

Thanks you everyone for bearing with me given how long this one took. Set aside 2 hours and get ready to get JACKED.

As always if you spot any glitches or glaring errors, please let me know!

Bork update #5 or possibly #6

What's up JBG!!

Another short update this week I'm afraid, but the good news is its a short update because I've been spending the majority of the last week writing/editing/recording. So less time for updates, but more work completed on the v...

Bork Lazer update #3

Good evening Just Bleed Gang!

I hope all of you are doing good, and any Americans among us enjoyed your 4th of July celebrations!

Just a quick update for today. The video is coming along incredibly quickly. The last update was 2 weeks...

Bork Lazer update #1

Uhh yeah so I've been busy lol.

If you look at the screenshot above, the purple line is recorded dialogue, which as it stands right now, is at 53 minutes. This is unusual for me, as generally I write and edit in tandem, so the purple line wi...

New Video(s) update #1: Inception

Good evening gang!!

I hope everyone is doing good! Down to fucking business:

So after the last update, I've decided to go ahead and take a small break from the Lineal Videos. Not long, in all likelihood just for a single video and the...

Post Lineal 2 Debrief

Good evening Just Bleed Crew!

I hope you're all keeping well. Time for the standard post video release breakdown. Mental breakdown that is. And also regular breakdown, because I can multitask. I'll also be randomly inserting some of the grap...

VIOLENT BY DESIGN: THE LINEAL SAGA PT.2, LIVE NOW!

Password: DIMMAK

Video is finally mostly complete and live now! I say mostly complete because there was supposed to be a voiced segment by Seanbaby reading some of his infamous Kazuyuki Fujita article. But he still hasn't sent me the section...

Lineal 2 ENDGAME

What the fuck is up Dennys! Its about that time, we are entering... ENDGAME.

I spent the entire day today writing and editing in a borderline manic state and have, aside from some more edits and possibly a rewrite here and there, finished th...

Late lineal update and hey remember that time I joked about things always going wrong whenever I go on holidays

To my great surprise, things went wrong when I was supposed to go on Holidays.

So long story short something something Covid, something something New York trip cancelled. It's not been a happy week in the Blownapart household. But fuck it. W...

Lineal Update #5!

Good evening Gang!

I hope everyone had a good weekend, but sadly it is that hour on a Sunday evening when the dread of Monday morning seeps into your thoughts, and you realize the window for any fun you may have been able to have on your 2 d...

Lineal 2 update #3/4

Good evening Gang!

Apologies I missed last weeks update, but as it was UFC 300 weekend, I was dealing with a bit of an MMA hangover after bingeing naught but the finest in fisting action all weekend. I still haven't quite recovered from that...

PATRONS ONLY UFC 300 WATCH PARTY

PICTURE UNRELATED

What's up everyone, so with 300 on the horizon this weekend, I've been toying with the idea of hosting a watch party for Patrons over on the discord server. This is better than doing a watch party on Youtub...

Lineal 2 update #2!

What's up Just bleed gang!

I hope you're all doing good this Sunday evening! So the lineal video is coming along slowly but surely, in terms of progress:

-Script is now over 2k words long

-I've just hit the 20 minute mark for rec...

It begins

Good evening Just Bleed Gang!

Tonight I am bringing you the glad tidings that work is now officially underway on the second instalment of The Lineal Title series. Instead of calling it "The Man who beat the man part 2", i settled on "Violen...

Remember when I promised to take another week off?

I LIED

So I've just been experimenting with ideas for intros for lineal part 2, and this is a rough one I've been working on today. Just wanted to share it so you all know work has (slowly) started!

I wanted to keep the Souls intro the...

Post video debriefing!

First off, shoutout to Patreon member Emily Nightmarecoat for taking my hastily photoshopped Andrew Ryan from Bioshock picture and turning it into this dope ass artwork! I shall attempt to use it in all official communiques going forward. Awesome ...

Dan Severn interview, part 2!

Hey all, 

sorry for the wait on this, but it had to take a back seat while I was finishing the main video. Finally got it edited now that I have some free time! I think Dan does 99% of the talking in this, which is probably for the best...

THE MAN WHO BEAT THE MAN: LIVE NOW!

OH SHIT

IT'S DONE!

Password: SIMPINGAINTEASY (all caps)

Video was completed  a little earlier than i expected, so please enjoy! Also, this is the full unedited version with a 4 minute long monologue about Dark Souls at the b...

Lineal update #7!

Good evening all! Well its 7 weeks now and I think I might finally be nearing the end... of my will to live. But also the end of the video! So this weekend I got to a point where I could've essentially finished the video completely, and wrapped it...

lineal update #6!

God damn how has this video been in the works for 6 weeks already?? This has honestly felt like a blur. I cant tell if it feels more like 6 months, or 6 days. 

Anyway, pretty major milestone hit this weekend, as 1 hour of work is done n...

Lineal update #4!

Good evening Just Bleed Gang!

I hope you're all doing well this Superb owl Sunday evening. Not that I watch football, that entire sport is a fucking mystery to me and the majority of us Europlebs,  I am just aware of the fact that its t...

TEKKEN TONIGHT!

Lets ring in the weekend by wrecking my shit at tekken. If any of you are around tonight at 10:30pm GMT, look for me on steam. Ill set up  a lobby and anyone who wants to play is welcome to join in. I wont be streaming this time, but we can a...

I had a chat with Dan Severn!

Evening all!

There was no progress report this week, not because there was no progress (I just hit the 40 minute mark today!), but instead of doing a report, I actually sat down for a chat with Dan "THE BEAST" Severn! 

The new vid...

Tekken games are going down at 9pm GMT/4pm Eastern

If you added me on steam, I'll invite you to the lobby once the game is ready! Hopefully there will be room for all of you, i think the max players we can get in a lobby is 17, so hopefully you'll all get a chance to smash the shit out of me.

Tekken Tomorrow, Saturday 3rd!

Picture unrelated!

Okay all, I've accepted all the friend requests you've sent so far, and I'm hoping to set up a lobby for tekken tomorrow at 9pm, GMT. So 4pm Eastern US. I hope that's not too early for all of you, but well be playing for a...