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Weeaboo vol. 2 Chap. 48 A Flock of Little Birds

My first stop was, naturally, Truso the Genuda Military Contract Manager. I was expecting a sharp operator. What I got was a sack full of broken glass and lovingly knapped obsidian arrowheads. He didn’t have to do anything to give me that impres...

12/20's Chapter will be delayed and a update

Traveling with the family tomorrow- headed up to Vermont for the Christmas school vacation. Should be nice- Southwestern Vermont is almost unbearably quaint at any time, and we are finally past stick season. Plenty of snow, with more expected, to ...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 47 Sea Rats

“Othai, can you still not tell me about Genuda?” I slapped my forehead. “Let me rephrase- do you have anything you do want to tell me about Genuda?”

“Not… really, my Lord. Although I can tell you tha...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chapter 46- Dawn And The Sea

My Toad milking operation was over before it started- the acid was strong enough to melt glass. Like sugar in water. The glass just vanished under the corrosive power of the acid. I had the Toads put down immediately, leaving only th...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 45 The Eleventh Wave Makes a Mess

The battle had reached a grinding phase. The tower had become the central shaft of a meat grinder, and the screw was Carousel and the Blue Roses. Around and around they go, and as the Final Revel descends into the moat, the monsters spin and spin ...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 44 The Eleventh Wave Starts With Fireworks

The training wheels were officially off- ranged units were now in play. We now had stealthy, explosive stealthy, thrown stealthy, speedy, basic, armored basic, armored throwing basic, armored heavy, and now acid spitting toads. Which, from the sou...

Weeaboo Chapter 43- I’m Sure That’s Fine

I took a long look at Rache, trying to sort out what I was feeling as well as what I was thinking. Rache was willing to talk about things related to scouting, if I remembered correctly. She was a lot more alert than the Mikas, if “alert” was t...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 42 How to Get it and How to Keep it

The demons of Hidden Moon Mountain were, as I expected, more like Yokai than the denizens of Hell. Think… monsters and evil spirits. Like a three tailed cat that turned into a demon by drinking its owner’s blood and is now a godd...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 41 It's... not ALL Bad

My new hat was big. Bigger than my biggest fedora. Not quite sombrero sized or the size of Carousel’s hat, but pretty big. Black, with a round brim and a bright purple ostrich feather sticking out of the hat band. The brim on the side of the hat...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap.40- The Politics of Irregular Time

Arguably the single most unique piece of loot I had acquired from any of my adventures was the music box we got clearing Madame’s Bar in the Gradden March Floating Quarter. It was a complex mechanical job, or maybe magical. You opened the lid, a...

Weaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 39 A People Person at Heart

Every damn time I come in here, I read something that makes me upset. Every single time. Not to be all whiny, but what the actual Hell? Can the Devs just chill for once in their unnatural lives? Can’t they just emphasize the positive? Like, I co...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chapter 38- Proof of Empire

The Tenth Wave… I could feel the game world unsubtly pulling its gloves off. Every Gacha gamer knows this moment. The game got you invested. It’s showered you with endless boxes to open and free junk which looks amazingly impressive to the new...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 37 The Tenth Wave Gets it in the Neck

“Funny. I thought we would get at least one more round of lightning out of it. Maybe we triggered a change when we killed enough of its mobs. Or maybe it resets after we beat the Hell out of it.”

The metal tree was twisting in...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 36

“Pomoroi, shoot that damned thing.”

“Pomoroi, by Imperial Decree!” There was a blast, the cannonball sailed out, and smashed into a formerly invisible shield around the floating iron tree.

“So it’s lik...

The Happy Snerd Discussion Roundup Post

This is the spot for comments, feedback, what you liked and didn't like. The number one question for me, of course, is "Do you want to find out what happened next?" "Is this something you would recommend to someone else?" and, most of all, "Why?" ...

The Happy Snerd Chap. 5

Mortimer didn’t consider himself a good person. He didn’t think he was a bad person either. He existed in a liminal corridor between unasked for life and undeniable death. Good or evil meant a choice was made. He was just wriggling through the...

The Happy Snerd Chap. 4

The bug slurped the bile up. Its chubby legs splayed out, letting it lower its body right down to the bright green mess. Mortimer wasn’t fooled. He co...

The Happy Snerd Chap. 3

No need to creep- those bug things were huge and dangerous, but they were deaf and blind. Given the way they poked their tubelike maw around, he wondere...

The Happy Snerd Chap. 2

The thing flowed across the floor with alien grace. Like two bears fused by a hateful, alien god. Long and stout, eight stumpy legs ending in sharp claw...

The Happy Snerd Chap. 1

Mortimer Snerd was driving the I-70 through western Kansas again. It was enough to break a man, and it did. Something in Mortimer snapped.

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Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 35The Tenth Wave Rises Up

The rain muffled my ears and blocked my eyes. But the monsters always seemed to know exactly where the Tower was. 

“Miyuki sees the snake hidden in the grass!” 

I saw the white arrow fly out into the...

Which Trope Do I Tackle Next?

Slumrat was explicitly a satire on Xianxia novels. Weeaboo is doing game lit dirty, and generally making fun of tower defense/gacha games. So... what would you guys like to see me take on next? Click all that you would want to read, and please com...

New Story Incoming, and other news

Synopsis: Mortimer Snerd is a mess. Drowning in debt, trapped in a job he both hates and doesn't understand, working for his old high school bully. ...