Funerals are troublesome…
Nara Shikamaru watched the procession for the Fourth Hokage in silence. The gathered crowd numbered every shinobi in Konoha, everyone, which was only allowed because of the temporary ceasefire. Shikamaru ...
2025-10-06 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone! We are back!
Thank you all for the wonderful words of support. I was discharged a bit late from the hospital yesterday, and I am feeling significantly better than I was a week ago. We are raring to go, rejuve...
2025-10-05 08:58:11 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone! A little bit of a more serious update today.
As some of you may recall, one of the reasons I began this Patreon was due to chronic health issues, and as it is, they have reared their unsightly head once more. The issues...
2025-09-27 05:17:00 +0000 UTC View PostCatgirls.
Catgirls in maid outfits. Catgirls and an elf in maid outfits. Catgirls and an elf in maid outfits in a fantasy tavern. Catgirls that could be loved. An elf that could be loved. That could love me. I could love them. I would love t...
2025-09-24 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post“Can you see me?”
“Yes!”
“How about now?”
“You are… somewhat see-through.”
“Now?”
“Ah! You’ve gone invisible! But…”
“But?”
“Your eyes are glowing!”
Nebula patted...
2025-09-23 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSo, it ultimately came to this.
Wuji Zi appeared atop the Hokage Monument without a sound, without the tiniest fluctuation of chakra, without even the wind moving or noticing his presence. As though he were a part of the scenery, a ...
2025-09-22 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWeekend! Poll!
A Precise Note got an update this (last?) week despite not being high up on the polls to prevent it going too long without an update, and that slightly altered some of the things planned on the schedule. However, thin...
2025-09-20 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThey had no names.
Names were things that belonged to the living man, the free man, the man not condemned to servitude, the man not whipped in the morning and shoved into a crammed room with two hundred others at night. Names were things tha...
2025-09-19 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post“I still can’t believe it…”
How in the world did that no-good, itty-bitty shortstack goddess manage to get a child like that?
Within the Benevolent Mistress, a red-haired, slanty-eyed Goddess downed another mug of ale ...
2025-09-17 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostStudent Roster
Class 1-A
Recommended Seat Assignments
Seat 1 — Midoriya Izuku
Seat 2 — Yoarashi Inasa
Seat 3 — Bakugo Katsuki
Seat 4 — Kaminari Denki 2025-09-16 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
When last was it?
Namikaze Minato parried a bone spear aimed at his midsection, dodging beneath a triple-bladed scythe, as he countered the jagged scales of Samehada with the dull end of his tri-pronged kunai. The sound of ...
2025-09-15 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostNew weekend! New poll!
Again, these polls help decide my order and priority of updates, but if a story hasn't received an update due to not scoring high on the polls, I'll attempt to ensure it does not go four consecutive weeks without an up...
2025-09-13 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostOne had to marvel at the efficiency of slave labor.
Hundreds of men, and indeed, they were men, they were always men, disposable as they were, strong, hefty, burly, working together to construct a project. Chains on their necks, chains on th...
2025-09-12 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostFor ages, I ran purely on Sanity Plus Plus Plus.
When I woke up, I would expect to see the face of the Ancient One, over me, as I had, for unknown eons, expected to have a pillow pressed over my face in silence, and expect only darknes...
2025-09-10 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostNoah had always known he was the GOAT.
“I'm da goat.”
“Saint, you aren’t a goat, you’re a Dragon, a—”
“It mweans greates’ ov all time, idjit! Some’wun shoot this fwool!”
“As you command, Saint Noah....
2025-09-09 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostBefore Namikaze Minato had gone to Amegakure, there was a vagrant inside a prison, scratching at the soil with nail-bitten fingers.
Greasy-haired, filthy, sundered from soap, segregated from cleanliness, and thus, from any sense of godliness...
2025-09-08 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe are back with the Focus Polls!
With the current opinion poll leaning overwhelmingly towards Quiet Life, this weekly Focus Poll will become our champion tool of democracy. As always, they help me determine what to focus on, by let...
2025-09-06 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostShe had heard of the Pauper’s Orator before his fame skyrocketed overnight.
Working at the Benevolent Mistress, word of any changes, even the tiniest of them, made to the city of Orario did not stray far from her ears. Rye was the one who ...
2025-09-05 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Chooms, Gonks, Dolls! Lend me your ears!
We have officially completed Three of the Six Pacts. At the halfway...
2025-09-04 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostParker always buried two men.
The first month she traveled with them, they came across the corpse of a Terran, an aged individual wearing a battered suit of gold and red. When they saw the corpse of that man, Parker would stop, wave his hand...
2025-09-03 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post“For one million likes, I’ll get e-girls to twerk at Auschwitz.”
It starts simple.
“Well, chat, you did it. You crazy bastards did it. Shout-out to my favorite girlies, MelinaKitty333, and Tatiana4Ever for flying down to Tw...
2025-09-02 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Is everything in place?”
Uchiha Obito appeared beside her in a swirl of space, clad in a black spiral mask. Konan shot a glance at the man beside him, nodding only once. They stood atop the highest building in Amegakure no Sato, a build...
2025-09-01 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to look inward, and ask the big questions. Who are you? And what do you want?
We are now down to th...
2025-08-30 23:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Really? A man of your talents?
Thank you all for your wonderful suggestions and your votes! Three contenders ...
2025-08-29 23:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostI need Momo’s Quirk.
Momo’s Quirk was something that would have come out of Izuku’s greatest and filthiest wet dreams, had his Quirk not removed his ability to have them. Had he possessed Momo’s abilities while fumbling abou...
2025-08-29 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
All I know, is that I know jack shit.
Many of these suggestions took me by surprise, and it is to that merit,...
2025-08-28 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostLife was good for Zanis Lustra.
He had been the Captain of the Soma Familia for a long time, and there were many things he had seen and many things he had experienced as the de facto leader of his Familia. As his god, Soma, was too preoccupi...
2025-08-27 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostNebula always lost.
She lost time without number since she was a child. Every single time she lost, their father would take her, and take a piece of her, and replace it, change it, alter it with machinery in the hopes that it would mak...
2025-08-26 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the greatest lies Zetsu had seen humans tell themselves was that the world operated on logic.
Ten figures gathered deep within a hidden cave, with Zetsu numbered amongst them. Amongst these ten, all wore black cloaks with red cl...
2025-08-25 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The end of the Month is coming soon. With it, September knocks.
The Third Pact is now fully open for your suggestions! Those of you in the Deal with the Devil tier may now make your suggestions from today, Saturday the 23rd, to Thur...
2025-08-23 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post