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[M4F] Help me get out of my clothes? [You deserve to feel good] [Couch cuddles] [Appreciation] [Kisses] [Laughs] [Yawns] [Moans] [Domestic] [Needy] [Slow undressing] [Hand-stuff] [Please kiss me] [Skin on skin] [No penetration] [Countdown] [Feel good for me] [Slow] [Just for you] [Sweetheart] [Scritches] [Parker Pens™] [Early access]

Glædelig weekend! 🤍

Back on track recording nsfw content, and this time I have a warm, slow, sweet and domestic little thing served on a hot plate of kisses, touches, and laughs.

It's [early access] but I'm still not back on a re...

2022-03-18 18:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post

[Ramble] Let's talk about sex (baby) [Poking at your thoughts]

Here's an 18 minute ramble stream of consciousness about... sex!

I feel like it's very incoherent, and all over the place, but hopefully it will provoke a few thoughts, and spark some interesting conversations.
Obviously I could talk ab...

2022-03-17 22:26:57 +0000 UTC View Post

[Ramble] Crunchy tries to ramble on his couch [Existentialism] [Afterlife in non-dualism]

Ever wondered how I sound like lying down, trying to record on my phone? Maybe you've already heard it before.. But if you haven't, then this is it right here! Audio quality takes a hit, but you get authentic comfortable rambles.

I do talk ...

2022-03-15 00:04:42 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Your boyfriend demands cuddles.. now! [SFW] [Domestic] [Honey] [My head on your lap] [Please?] [Kisses] [Bad day] [Reverse comfort] [Mildly demanding] [Soft] [Forever] [Mild tease] [Yawns] [Finger cracks] [Stubble scritches] [Falling asleep]

Hello~ I hope your weekend has been gentle on you 🤍

Here's a new sfw audio, from my backlog of recorded things that needed a few touch ups. Cuddly, tease-y, sleepy, all sorts of -y. Perfect for unwinding and letting go for a few minutes....

2022-03-13 21:50:02 +0000 UTC View Post

[Ramble] Ramble about rambles, and other sporadic fun thoughts

cw: poison, childhood bullying mentions (nothing too serious)

Hello!

In my pursuit of figuring out how to ramble into a microphone, i decided to just go in blind, and see what happens. Here's what happened! Incoherent rambles about t...

2022-03-12 22:39:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon posting schedule - March 2022

Hey lovelies..!

I've worked on a schedule the last few days that could fit with what I have already recorded, and what I think I can record for this month.
I'm not sure when I'll be posting the polled Patreon exclusive yet, but somewhere...

2022-03-10 21:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post

2022 March exclusive audio poll

New month, new Patreon exclusive audio! You guys get to vote as usual, I get to be mean and make you decide between my silly ideas.

🤍

2022-03-06 23:57:22 +0000 UTC View Post

March update - Spring is approaching

CW: brief mention of war

Pointer summary of the update:

* I'm feeling better
* March exclusive poll up now
* Projects behind the scenes
* Working now with audio hosting company
(2-4 extra exclusives a month once I get ba...

2022-03-06 23:57:18 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] What if we took that step? [SFW] [Friends to Lovers] [L-bomb] [Talks] [Memory] [Kissing] [Public] [Rambles] [Silly] [Stealing pens] [Patreon Exclusive]

Hey guys!

As I talked about, the exclusive for this month took a little hit, but here is a cute little sfw resolution of sorts for the characters from our [Friends to Lovers] pseudo series. It's a short one, with a bit of self-referencing ...

2022-02-28 23:37:43 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] I love it when you're this soft for me [Gentle manhandling] [Domestic] [Sweet] [Kisses] [Leg pulling] [Oral] [Blowjob] [Wetsounds] [Praise] [Carrots] a little [Head holding] [Sweetness] [Creampie] [Early access]

Happy weekend, everyone 🤍

Here's an audio I recorded a little month ago, now ready to be posted for you here. It's an [early access] but I'm not sure when it'll be uploaded on Reddit yet. So you can just have it here for now!

I h...

2022-02-26 21:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Let's cuddle and tell rainy day stories [SFW] [Rain sfx] [Sleep aid] [Cuddles] [Yawns] [Laughs] [Story] [Relaxing] [Falling asleep] [Goodnight]

Hey lovelies.

Here's an audio! I sfw sleepy-aidy thingy. It's domestic but not romantic, so their relationship is entirely ambiguous, and up for you to decide!

I hope this little rainy-evening audio can help cosy you up in your cor...

2022-02-25 18:03:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Content update, short and sweet

Hi again ~

Here's a little update so you know what's going on. I'm slowly getting better, having had clarified stuff over the last 3 updates.
I'm going for walks, talking with offline friends, treating myself gently.

If you have...

2022-02-21 22:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Update 3 - Twitter

Hello again.

As we continue to digest and understand everything, I here talk about more events on twitter. I talk about me getting doxxed, my use of racist language in the past, and my association with other content creators.
I also touc...

2022-02-16 20:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post

More clarification, another update

Hello.

Thank you for listening to my last update.
I have been urged to clarify some more, on my own time of course, and so here I am with more.

This audio is mainly about my former friendship with Mint.
I hope it gives some mor...

2022-02-15 00:23:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Update audio, talking about the last 7 days

TW: Mentions of death threats, suicide encouragement, violent language, slurs.

Hello

I have just come back home from my trip to Norway, and wanted to post a brief update for you here before I head to bed.

This mostly revolves...

2022-02-11 22:26:07 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Wait... you want me to help you NOT have sex? [Friends to Lovers] [Hand holding] [Just keep looking at me] [Tension] [Just practicing] [Trilingual] [Danish] [Spanish] [Teasing] [Translating for you] [Cunnilingus] [Kissing] [Whispers] [Stuble scritches] [Early Access]

Hello hello, here's another instalment of our F2L pseudio series.

I hope you enjoy!

- Crompch ❤

2022-02-03 12:36:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Exclusive audio poll - Friends to Lovers character conclusion

Hello! 🍋

This month there will be two polls for the monthly exclusive roleplay audio. We will conclude the little friends to lovers pseduo-series, but before I let you vote on which type of audio that should be, I'd love to first know ho...

2022-02-03 00:17:43 +0000 UTC View Post

February ramble talks update thingy, content, future, how am I doing, spoilers for audios, I talk too long pls

Hello lovelies! And welcome to all the new patrons who have joined here this month already, it's great to meet you.

I wanted to make a little talky update thingy, and ended up just rambling on and on and on and on... well you get the point....

2022-02-02 19:55:26 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] There's absolutely no way I'll give in first... [Teasing] [Kissing] [Begging] [Whispers] [Tickles] [Creampie] [Grinding] [Cockwarming] [Friendly competition] [Playful wrestling] mentions of [Marking] [Friends to lovers] [Patreon exclusive]

Hello lovelies - Here it is!
The first exclusive Patreon audio of 2022! (kinda?, well monthly one, anyway!)

I took my time to sit down and get in a real silly, fun, cuddly mood, and pressed record! So here he is, crunchy at his silliest...

2022-01-31 19:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Waking up with your hot boyfriend [Clickbait title] [sfw] [totally sfw it's just morning groans] [18+ though] [don't put it on your work stereo] [but maybe headphones are fine]

Hello lovelies! I hope you've had a wonderful start to the weekend. If anything, this little sfw audio can maybe add to some cosy vibes for you.

It's a [Whisper]y [Morning voice]-ey and [Cuddle]y audio, with me recording as a first thing in...

2022-01-29 21:14:33 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] It's time for you to melt for me [4th wall break] [Several roleplays] [Audio references] [Moaning] [Kissing] [Teasing] [Giving in] [Countdown] [Cum for me] [Melt for me] [Whispers] [Caring] [Binaural] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare rambles] [Outro music] [Early access]

quick edit cw: the beginning might be a bit more direct and controlling than what you're used to, but there are little check-ins later in the audio, and a short rambly pillowtalk thing at the end. 2022-01-27 15:06:36 +0000 UTC View Post

If Crunchy was an Anime VA [Shitpost] [Funny] [3 different animes] [Stereotypical anime cliches] [Patreon exclusive]

So! Some of you might have wondered how I might tackle a future role in an actual dubbed anime.

No? Well that's what you're gonna get, hehe.

I brainstormed a bit, and came up with a few silly scenarios to act out. So here are 3 clich...

2022-01-26 12:50:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Story time - the time young crunch went to a music festival and made many dubious decisions

So I wanted to make a cute little short story time for this Sunday, but I ended up just going on and on, losing track of time and well. Here you have a "short sunday story time" that's 41 minutes long! Hehe.

Warning, it's very rambly, and I...

2022-01-23 13:42:05 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] There's no way you can make me cum from just grinding [Friends to lovers] [Platonic cuddles] [Grinding] [No penetration] [Teasing] [Switch] [Playful wrestle] [Hydration] [Spit] [Please] [Begging] [Laughing] [Kissing] lots of [Wet sounds] [Moans] and [Intro music] [Early Access]

Here's a delayed reddit, early for you guys here 💕

Looks like this guy is having a difficult time keeping this teasing facade up, huh?
Here's an audio with a little bit of payback, if that's your cup of tea.

Please do let me ...

2022-01-21 14:13:24 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] I've decided that you should let me sleep on you [Catboy] [Soft] [Silly] [Cuddles] [Meows] lots of [Purring] [Teasing] [Professor] [4th wall break] [Meta] [Patreon exclusive]

Meow mew mew meow mew purrrr

Here's another exclusive audio to continue the teasing. I'm glad I recorded this earlier in the week, because right now I am down bad after my 3rd shot. Body feels like paper maché, haha.
<...

2022-01-19 14:28:15 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Let me help clean those for you [Finger licking] [Finger sucking] [Teasing] [Kissing] [Appreciation] [Smiles] [Soft laughs] [Sweetie] [Danish] [Kanelstang] [Patreon Exclusive]

sweet dreams ~

2022-01-16 00:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post

A confused d/sp-anish young man talks about his gender and sexual identity (and labels, and other thoughts) [Ramble] [cw: little firework noise at 5:45] [Exclusive]

Hi! So you might think that you've heard me ramble before.

I think this probably tops it.

This is an audio with incoherent rambles about things I'm still learning about even 10 years into trying to begin to learn. It was so rambly t...

2022-01-15 16:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Can't sleep? Well be a good a girl and cum for me then [Masturbation Encouragement] [Whispers] [Sweet talking] [Kissing] [Soft] [Good girl] [Sweet girl] [Sweetness] [Bilingual] [Spanish] [Teasing] [Cliff-hanger] [Stupid phone call] [Timezone mention] a little [Binaural] [Early Access]

Hello lovelies. 💕

So here's an audio I rarely ever do, I use a gendered petname! A treat for those of you who are into the [Good girl] tag. I thought if any month, this one probably was the most fitting.

I hope the teasing isn't t...

2022-01-13 13:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post

[Behind the scenes] How my wet sfx are made!

Don't watch if you think it'll spoil your enjoyment of my content. (spoiler alert, it's not very sexy) ((unless you're into hands??)) (((which you might be actually hold on))) [never mind]

I hope you enjoy this little video!

New Re...

2022-01-12 22:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post

[Video] Study with me [ASMR] [Proof of Concept]

Hello lovelies ~

Here's a video I made to test out a certain type of "study with me" genre of content. From it I have learned that if I decide to make more of these, that it'll probably be 20 ish minutes of quiet thinking and learning, and ...

2022-01-08 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post