“Thank you for sending me your application! Where did you see I was looking for a dog sitter and trainer? On FetLife Marketplace, right?
“You might be surprised to see I have no dogs here. Well, I didn’t have any dogs before. Now I have one.
“You might be wondering why I need a dog trainer. Of course, I don’t. I am the dog trainer, after all. What? You think a shrimpy guy like yourself can train a dog to serve for a whole Asian sorority house?
“That’s right. I was hired by Kappa Delta Phi to find them a dog that can be ‘girls’ best friend.’ They have a lot of work to do at school. They need to sit for long hours to get their homework done. Most of them play sports either on the varsity or intramural teams, and they get pretty sweaty and need to get their perspiration cleaned up after practice or a competition. All in all, they get tired, and they need a release after a long day.
“So do you think you are up to the challenge? Doesn’t matter. You will be by the end of my training. Smile! I’m sending a picture to the girls!”