I found an old Lonely Goomba script from 2013.
Added 2021-03-28 15:45:06 +0000 UTCI have no memory of writing this, or playing the game. I can only presume I didn't think it was good enough so I scrapped it. I genuinely have no memory of this. But I found it. And figured I'd share it for the novelty.
Titus the Fox.
