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"First Line" Pick of the Month Voting NOW OPEN

Added 2025-01-12 02:30:23 +0000 UTC

Below are the submission entries for this month's "First Line" Pick of the Month contest.

🆕Since the 'lines' are getting a little longer and exceed the character limit for Patreon's poll restrictions, I've numbered each entry again below.

Please vote in the poll, based on the number associated with your favorite entry.

The last day to vote will be January 18th.

Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.

FIRST LINE ENTRIES:

#1. (On cell phone) "Hi Cathy... remember that male escort site we found and laughed at the other day... yeah I ordered one... that young dark haired man, Joe with the tattoos..." (Door bell ring) "Oh shit, he's here! I'll call you back later Cathy."

#2."How did I let a game of truth or dare get this far. 3 of them have already fingered me. I wonder what's next."

#3."Oh thanks for clearing the snow from my path boys, you must be cold so why don't you come in and get warm with me?"

#4. Hi, yes I’m here for my personal fitness coach. Yeah I resolved to get into shape for New Years. Oh I’m sorry for staring I didn’t expect it to be a woman, an extremely gorgeous woman, and I can’t stop staring at your lips…and breasts

#5. "Hi. I hope you men don't mind if I impose and join you all. The ladies steam room was full."