📊Poll for Patreon Exclusive [February 2025]

Hey lovely people!

Here are the plot outlines for this month's Patreon audio. Thank you to all who submitted (and we had really equal representation this time, across all four paragraph prompts)!

You can vote for more than one (multi-vote is enabled) 🩷

[A] Socially Awkward Pyromaniac Villainess x Fire Fox Superhero Listener

The socially awkward villainess, Incendiary Mary, has developed a ‘fondness’ for you after seeing you on the news. Her increasing infatuation results in her discovering the coffee shop you frequent, and this morning, she is at the coffee shop waiting for you, determined to confess. She scribbles down what she should say, but gets so nervous that she gives up, accidentally leaving her notebook behind. You notice the notebook and run after her, and find her heading into an abandoned warehouse…but trigger a mechanism which traps you. Mary apologises profusely when she finds you, and uses the opportunity to confess by singing a song. Afterwards, she tells how she was forced to work for the villainous organisation called L.O.V.E (League of Villainous Entrepreneurs), and you attempt to help her find a solution…

[B] Ninja Best Friend x Ninja Listener (Love Confession)

You are the last ninja of your clan. For six years, you have fought against a horde of creatures that invaded your people's domain. Now, you are all that remains. Bloodied and battered, you enter the Shrouded Forest and resort to summoning for help. To your joy and disbelief, it is your best friend Kiriko who emerges. You had believed each other to be dead, and after a tight embrace, you collapse from your injuries. When you come to, you find yourself lying in a bed inside an abandoned house. Kiriko dresses your wounds, and as you share a quiet moment of connection, she explains what happened. She had been trapped in the Mirror Realm after charging into a portal to fight the creatures. Now, she swears to stay by your side. At last, the two of you have a reason to hope, live, and love again.

[C] Solarian Alien Princess & Her Past Flame

You are a Solarian Royal Sunwalker Ranger, investigating an otherworldly aetherstrider ship that has landed on the desert surface of Taiyang. You bump into a figure on the bridge of the vessel, who catches your arm and cries out in recognition. After revealing herself as your old flame, the Solarian Princess Astera, she takes you to the hard-light simulation deck. Astera’s first choice of hologram is the ballroom where you had danced together one last time before her disappearance a long time ago. Astera, embarrassed, explains that she had voluntarily fled the planet, being overwhelmed with anxiety about running the kingdom in the next millennium. She tells you that the aetherstrider belongs to a race of Hu-Mons, and that after the ship was besieged by space vampirates, she was given the job of flying the ship of cryogenically frozen Hu-Mons to the nearest habitable planet to establish a base of operations. She asks you for a dance, to resume where you left off, living happily, if uncertainly, ever after.

[D] Reunion With Your Lover From Another Life, Himari the Kitsune!

The summer festival is in full swing. Amid the crowd, you spot a figure wearing a fox mask, standing perfectly still, as if waiting for someone. As your eyes meet, you feel a strange pull. The figure turns and walks away, and you follow her out of the festival grounds and into the forest. Soon, you find yourself in front of a large shrine. The woman takes off her mask, and declares, “it’s been a while, dearest. Don’t you know it’s rude to keep a lady waiting? And for 400 years, no less!” You see a multitude of fluffy tails emerge from her back, and a name appears in your mind: Himari. As you utter her name, happy tears appear in your eyes. Himari tells you about your previous life…how you were an exorcist she was supposed to kill, how she fell in love with you, and how you died saving her…

[E] Winged Alien Exile x Warrior Alien Royalty Listener

Twenty years ago, you vowed to abandon your royal position for the woman you loved. Her name was Nymia, and she was one of the winged commanders of the Rebellion (your father’s enemy). In the end, you were forced to betray Nymia to save your own people. You were the one who exiled her and her remaining soldiers to a far-away planet, and believed you would never see her again. Now, greed and corruption have torn your kingdom apart. You have been planet hopping on your ship, fleeing from the enemy. Just when you think you are safe, your ship is shot down on the galaxy’s borders. Living off meagre supplies and on the run, you find an unknown, and seemingly abandoned spacecraft. But someone is already in there. It is Nymia. Will she help you? Or hand you over for torture?